2011- aug-1 hello tumblr, today i was at the pool with a fine young maiden. We presumed to jump off the diving board and go down the slide multiple times. we were having a jolly old time, until the misfotunate happened...... POOP. Everyone including me (who was going down the slide at the time) was rushing out of the pool. the pool should've reopened at 3:15 but then lightning struck from the heavens above and didnt stop for an hour. both me and my fair maiden were disappointed. so we went home and she spent the night. and that was my day